breathe in, breathe out. repeat if necessary
  • Joanne Harris (via ohteenscanrelate)

    (via britishclouds)

  • "Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul."
  • Panda Baby (x)

    (Source: pandasgifs)

  • tumblr makes it seem like Halloween last throughout October. and I’m actually pretty fine with that. for thats the case that right? Halloween starts on wednesday?

    September 29
    #this is halloween
    #what even is this
  • autumn. aka “live in your Gryffindor sweater”

  • chilled:




    $20 for a selfie with me

    but I can go to the dumpster for free


    this couldn’t get any better

    (Source: catsfurever, via trust)

  • Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via light-thematch)

    This is why Louis is my favorite comedian of all time. He tells no lies!

    (via jsantagato)

    I’m dying

    (via thecityismychurch)

    Where’s the lie? Though

    (via darthheretic)

    hahahahaha yes

    (via elliesfriend)

    (Source: moscowisburning, via elliesfriend)

  • "

    We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’

    “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’